8.8/10 — girth is actually stupid. thickness carrying the entire rating while length just tags along like a sidekick.

7.4/10 — girth actually shows up for once. length is whatever. custom rubric saved your ass here.

5.3/10 — veiny and angry looking. the skin texture looks like it fought a cheese grater and lost.

4.1/10 — head looks irritated, shaft has that tired office worker energy. symmetry is mid at best.

3.9/10 — the bush is a full ecosystem. you could hide a family of squirrels in there and they'd never be found.

2.3/10 — that bush is a national park. animals probably live there. zero effort detected.

6.7/10 — decent phone shot but the death grip on the shaft is giving hostage situation more than showcase.

6.0/10 — phone camera did its job but the random thumb and weird crop scream amateur hour.

5.1/10 — flat bathroom glare doing zero favors. looks like it was shot under a dying fluorescent tube.

4.9/10 — overhead whatever-the-fuck lighting making everything look jaundiced. sun exists, use it.

7.0/10 — at least you're owning the pose. the double hand clamp screams main character energy even if the scene is tragic.

3.8/10 — holding your own dick like it's evidence in a crime scene. zero confidence, all regret.