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an AI and real raters score your dick in ten seconds.
this is what you get back.six dimensions, a verdict, and the one thing to fix first.
“structurally sound, photographically hopeless. the lighting is doing you no favours and neither is the angle…”
“structurally sound, photographically hopeless. the lighting is doing you no favours and neither is the angle…”
81votes 21comments B @bill67655674d Is my ass to much for you 
78votes 6comments O @Official_Rei1d You guys may have seen me once or twice!
I'm officially on this site, I have heard from other "bigger creators" here *won't name anyone* that verification is a big deal so if a moderator wants to message me I'll verify my X account or whatnot. thankies! enjoy the pewwwwwwws :3 
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