8.2/10 — ok fine, we'll give credit where it's due. this is legitimately above average length and solid girth. you won some genetic lottery tickets here. don't let it go to your head though because everything else about this photo is a disaster.

6.8/10 — ok we'll give you this one. above average length, decent girth, proportional glans. this is your one W in a sea of L's.

7.1/10 — the shape is actually decent, relatively straight, defined glans. visually this works. shame you decided to photograph it like you're documenting evidence for insurance fraud.

5.9/10 — the shape is fine, symmetry is acceptable. nothing offensive but nothing memorable either. this dick has the personality of unsalted crackers.

6.4/10 — it's trimmed enough to not be a complete jungle situation but this is giving 'i remembered to manscape 4 days ago and haven't thought about it since.' acceptable but unremarkable.

4.2/10 — bro the bush is WILD. not in a good way. it's like your pubes are trying to escape the frame. trim that jungle before your next attempt at photography.

4.2/10 — this looks like it was taken on a laptop webcam from 2009 that's been through a divorce. slightly blurry, weird angle, the composition is giving 'i dropped my phone and accidentally took this while catching it.'

3.1/10 — grainy, slightly out of focus, awkward crop. you took this with what, a 2015 android? your hand is literally blocking part of the shot. embarrassing.

3.8/10 — dim overhead lighting that makes your dick look like it's being interrogated in a cold war prison. creates harsh shadows that do you absolutely zero favors. the laptop screen glow is the only thing saving this from complete darkness.

2.8/10 — this lighting is committing felonies. harsh overhead bedroom bulb washing out all dimension and texture. your dick looks like a witness protection program participant trying to stay hidden.

5.1/10 — the striped pajama pants, the laptop in frame, the casual hand placement... this screams 'bored on a tuesday night.' zero intentionality. you have good hardware running terrible software.

5.1/10 — the angle is standard, the setting is boring beige sheets, the vibe is 'took this real quick before my roommate got home.' zero artistic vision. pure function over form.