alright let's address the elephant in the room: this photo is a disaster on every possible level and your dick is the least of your problems. 3.2/10 overall and frankly we're being generous because we're in a good mood (we're not). you're sitting at bottom 23% which means 77% of submissions are doing better than this and some of those were also terrible. the proportions are 4.1/10 — small side of average, nothing to write home about, definitely nothing to write to ratemyd about but here we are. aesthetics clock in at 3.8/10 because it's shaped like every other dick but with less personality. the grooming is a war zone at 2.1/10 — we can see the untamed wilderness even in this blurry mess. photo quality is 2.9/10 because this looks like a screenshot of a screenshot. lighting is 2.2/10, absolutely nuclear bathroom glow that's making everything look worse than it probably is (probably). vibe is 3.1/10 because you radiate the energy of someone who just got home from a shift and made an impulsive decision. the good news: potential is 5.8/10 if you fix literally everything. better camera, better lighting, better angle, any grooming whatsoever, and maybe some confidence. the bad news: right now this is a cautionary tale about what not to do. you paid money to upload this. we're concerned about your decision-making skills.