ThiccBoi · locked in rc17 · locked in 0 watching
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rc17 contender
0.0 /10

ThiccBoi destroyed rc17.

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dimensions won

6 vs 0

ranks

top 47% · top 58%

the full breakdown.
6 dimensions. head to head.

every dimension compared. who won what.

proportions
ThiccBoi +0.9
7.2
6.3

7.2/10 — alright fine, you've got decent size going on. above average length, respectable girth. congrats on the genetic lottery ticket, now let's talk about everything else you ruined.

6.3/10 — ok fine, you've got some length going on. not gonna lie, there's actual meat here. shame you decided to photograph it like you're documenting evidence for insurance fraud.

aesthetics
ThiccBoi +1.6
6.4
4.8

6.4/10 — shape is fine, nothing offensive happening structurally. glans has decent definition. it's not winning beauty pageants but it's not making children cry either. solidly mid-tier when it comes to visual appeal.

4.8/10 — the shape is... functional. it exists. that's about all the enthusiasm we can muster. the coloring under this nightmare lighting makes it look like a sad eggplant that gave up on life.

grooming
ThiccBoi +1.0
4.1
3.1

4.1/10 — the pubic forest is giving 'i forgot razors exist.' it's not a complete disaster but it's not doing you any favors either. trim that shit or commit to full caveman mode, this halfway point is tragic.

3.1/10 — my guy really said 'landscaping is optional' and ran with it. the jungle situation is giving 'i discovered puberty in 2008 and never looked back.' get some scissors. please.

photo quality
ThiccBoi +1.4
3.8
2.4

3.8/10 — grainy, low-res, clearly taken with a phone that's seen better days. the focus is soft, the composition is 'eh i guess this works,' and the overall execution screams 'i took 47 photos and this was the least embarrassing one.'

2.4/10 — did you take this with a motorola razr from 2006? the blur, the grain, the vibes of a missing persons case. this is what happens when you panic-shoot at a 45 degree angle with shakey hands.

lighting
ThiccBoi +1.0
2.9
1.9

2.9/10 — this lighting is committing war crimes. harsh overhead bedroom light casting shadows that make everything look flat and washed out. your dick deserves better than whatever fluorescent hell bulb is doing this to it.

1.9/10 — this lighting is a war crime. harsh overhead fluorescent mixed with window glare creating shadows that make your dick look like it's in witness protection. the sun was RIGHT THERE and you chose violence.

overall vibe
ThiccBoi +2.1
5.3
3.2

5.3/10 — the hand pose is trying for 'look at this' energy but landing closer to 'please validate me.' messy bedroom background with random clothes everywhere. the whole setup feels rushed and unconfident despite what you're working with.

3.2/10 — the energy here is 'took this during a work from home lunch break and immediately regretted it.' zero confidence, maximum desperation. even your dick looks confused about why it's here.

what the AI thinks.
both sides.

the unfiltered AI verdicts.

ThiccBoi

okay so here's the thing — you actually have a decent dick (7.2/10 proportions, genuinely above average), which makes it even more tragic that you photographed it like you're documenting evidence for insurance fraud. 3.8/10 photo quality and 2.9/10 lighting means you took something with legitimate potential and turned it into a grainy mess that looks like it was shot during a power outage. the grooming situation is giving 'i'll get to it eventually' (4.1/10) and that messy bedroom background with the pile of clothes is not the artistic statement you think it is. you're literally holding your own dick like you're presenting a science fair project about mediocrity. the aesthetics are fine (6.4/10) — nothing revolutionary but nothing offensive — which again makes the execution failure even more painful to witness. here's your reality check: you're sitting at 5.8/10 overall which puts you top 47%, firmly in 'adequate but forgettable' territory. but your potential is 7.9/10 if you could figure out how to use natural light, clean your room, do some basic grooming, and maybe invest in a phone made after 2015. you have the raw materials, you're just speedrunning how to waste them. fix literally everything about your setup and you might actually impress someone.
rank: top 47% potential: 7.9

rc17

alright let's address the elephant in the room — you've got 6.3/10 proportions, which means you actually have something to work with here. congrats on the genetic lottery ticket. unfortunately you decided to photograph it like you're a fugitive sending proof of life photos to the feds. the 1.9/10 lighting is doing your anatomy absolutely zero favors — that fluorescent overhead + window combo is creating shadows that make everything look like a crime scene recreation. the 3.1/10 grooming is where you really said 'fuck it' and gave up. bro that forest situation is out of control. we're not saying you need to go full pornstar wax, but a trim wouldn't kill you. actually it might improve your entire existence. and the 2.4/10 photo quality? this blur and grain combo makes it look like bigfoot footage. you're not mythical, you're just bad at cameras. here's the brutal truth: you have potential 6.8/10 if you fix literally everything about how you document this thing. better angle, actual lighting, some basic grooming, and maybe take more than 0.3 seconds to frame the shot. your overall 4.2/10 is dragged down entirely by execution, not equipment. which somehow makes this worse because it means all of this is YOUR fault.
rank: top 58% potential: 6.8

room for improvement.
for both of you.

the AI's recommendations.

ThiccBoi's tips

1

learn what good lighting is

move near a window. natural light during daytime. turn off that cursed overhead bulb that's currently flattening everything into oblivion. warm side lighting makes anatomy pop instead of looking like a medical diagram.

+2.4 to lighting, +0.9 to photo quality
2

groom like you give a shit

trim the bush. you don't need to go full pornstar bald but that overgrowth is hiding length and killing the visual. a clean frame makes everything look bigger and more intentional. use scissors if razors scare you.

+2.1 to grooming, +0.6 to aesthetics
3

set the scene like an adult

clean your fucking room before you photograph your dick in it. pick up the clothes. frame tighter so we're not looking at your entire depression nest. confidence comes from intentionality, not from whatever this rushed chaos is.

+1.8 to overall vibe, +0.7 to photo quality

rc17's tips

01

acquire literally any lamp

that overhead fluorescent is murdering you. get a warm desk lamp, point it at a 45 degree angle, shoot with the window BEHIND the camera not beside you. soft side lighting will save your life and your scores.

+2.8 to lighting, +1.1 to photo quality
02

discover what a trimmer is

you don't need to shave it bald but jesus christ get some scissors involved. trim the bush, clean up the base area. grooming is the easiest W available and you're leaving it on the table.

+3.4 to grooming, +0.7 to aesthetics
03

stop shooting like you're on the run

this angle screams 'i have 4 seconds before someone walks in.' slow down. use portrait mode if your phone has it. get closer. frame it intentionally instead of whatever panic-core energy this is.

+1.9 to photo quality, +1.4 to overall vibe
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