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0.0 /10
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tttttbm destroyed ThiccBoi.
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what's next for you?
dimensions won
6 vs 0
ranks
top 38% · top 58%
the full breakdown.
6 dimensions. head to head.
every dimension compared. who won what.
Proportions
tttttbm +2.88.2 5.4
8.2/10 — alright fine, we'll say it: you're packing. solid length, good girth, visible vascularity. this is legitimately above average and you know it. congrats on the genetic lottery ticket while the rest of us bought scratchers.
5.4/10 — it's average. like genuinely, statistically, mathematically average. not small, not big, just... there. existing. doing the bare minimum of being a penis.
Aesthetics
tttttbm +2.37.1 4.8
7.1/10 — decent shape, nice glans definition, good symmetry. the color gradient is a bit intense but that's what happens when you grip it like you're strangling a garden hose. overall not offensive to look at which is more than we can say for most submissions.
4.8/10 — the shape is fine i guess but this angle makes it look like it's trying to escape the frame. also that vein situation is giving 'roadmap to nowhere.'
Grooming
tttttbm +4.36.4 2.1
6.4/10 — trimmed enough to not look like a 70s nature documentary but you're clearly coasting on 'good enough.' the base could use actual attention. we can see you gave up halfway through the landscaping project.
2.1/10 — bro this is a forest. a jungle. a nature preserve. we can't even see the base through the undergrowth. if you're gonna show it off maybe acknowledge that landscaping exists.
Photo quality
tttttbm +0.54.1 3.6
4.1/10 — this grain is absolutely unhinged. did you take this on a motorola razr from 2006? the blur, the noise, the vibes of a photo taken during an earthquake. your camera is begging for mercy.
3.6/10 — grainy, awkward crop, shooting from below like you're a dick influencer doing a low-angle hero shot. you're not. this looks like a hostage photo.
Lighting
tttttbm +0.93.8 2.9
3.8/10 — bathroom overhead fluorescent doing exactly what bathroom overhead fluorescent does: making everything look like a crime scene. flat, unflattering, washing out all dimension. your dick deserves better than this utility company flickering nonsense.
2.9/10 — overhead fluorescent bedroom lighting casting shadows that make your dick look like it's in witness protection. the sun exists. natural light is free. use it.
Overall vibe
tttttbm +1.45.2 3.8
5.2/10 — the hand placement screams 'i watched one amateur video and decided to recreate it in my mom's guest bathroom.' the tile background has more personality than this composition. zero creativity, maximum desperation energy.
3.8/10 — laid back in plaid boxers on what looks like a dorm room bed, door in the background, feet visible. this screams 'took this during a commercial break.' zero intentionality.
what the AI thinks.
both sides.
the unfiltered AI verdicts.
tttttbm
okay so here's the deal: you actually have a legitimately impressive dick (8.2 proportions, top tier length and girth) and you decided to photograph it like you're documenting evidence for insurance fraud. the photo quality is a war crime at 4.1 — grainy, blurry, looks like it was taken through a screen door during a power outage. the lighting is doing you absolutely zero favors at 3.8, washing out all the dimension and texture that could've made this actually impressive.
the aesthetics are solid at 7.1 because the hardware itself is good, but the presentation is giving 'took this during a bathroom break at applebees.' the grooming is passable at 6.4 but you clearly stopped caring once you hit 'not embarrassing' territory. the overall vibe sits at 5.2 because this whole setup screams rushed, unplanned, zero artistic vision.
you're sitting at a 6.8 overall which puts you in the top 38%, but your potential is 8.4 if you'd stop treating dick pics like a chore and start treating them like the photoshoot your anatomy deserves. get better lighting, stabilize your camera, pick literally any background that isn't contractor-grade bathroom tile, and you'd actually have something worth uploading. until then you're wasting good genetics on terrible execution.
rank: top 38% potential: 8.4
ThiccBoi
alright let's be honest here. you got an average dick (5.4 proportions), shot it in terrible lighting (2.9), didn't bother grooming (2.1 — actual disaster zone), and took the photo from an angle that suggests you were simultaneously trying to hide your face and also maybe falling off the bed. the photo quality is 3.6/10 which is generous considering it looks like it was taken on a motorola razr from 2006.
the aesthetics are sitting at a mediocre 4.8 because while the shape isn't offensive, this angle does you zero favors. the overall vibe (3.8) is 'guy who just remembered he has a dick and decided to document it with the urgency of someone taking a picture of their car's check engine light.' casual to the point of apathy. your potential score is 6.8 which means if you actually tried — like genuinely put in effort — you could be above average. but right now you're firmly planted in the middle of the bell curve.
the one thing saving you from complete annihilation is that the proportions aren't terrible. it's average, which on this site honestly counts as a half-win. everything else though? war crimes against photography. the lighting makes it look like you're hiding evidence. the grooming makes it look like you're cultivating evidence. fix literally everything about your setup and you might crack a 7. maybe.
rank: top 58% potential: 6.8
room for improvement.
for both of you.
the AI's recommendations.
tttttbm's tips
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invest in basic lighting like your dignity depends on it
get a cheap ring light or even just a desk lamp with warm bulbs. angle it 45 degrees to create shadows and dimension. overhead bathroom lighting is the enemy of every dick pic ever taken. natural window light during golden hour would make this go from 'gas station bathroom' to 'actually respectable.'
+2.4 to lighting, +0.9 to photo quality2
clean up your camera lens and hold still for once
this grain and blur is inexcusable in 2025. wipe your lens, use both hands or a timer, take 15 shots and pick the sharpest one. the blur is killing all the detail your proportions are trying to flex. we need HD not 240p.
+1.8 to photo quality, +0.6 to overall vibe3
background and composition: literally anything else
textured tile, awkward angle, rushed framing. prop your phone on a shelf, use a timer, shoot from a lower angle on a bed with decent sheets. give context that doesn't look like you're speedrunning this between emails. intentionality is sexy, desperation isn't.
+1.1 to overall vibe, +0.4 to aestheticsThiccBoi's tips
1
buy a trimmer or accept defeat
the overgrowth is murdering your proportions. a simple trim would add visible length and make this look intentional instead of accidental. you're hiding at least half an inch in that thicket. manscaping is not optional for dick pics — it's the actual baseline.
+1.2 to grooming, +0.4 to proportions2
natural light or don't bother
that overhead fluorescent is creating shadows that make your dick look like it's attending its own funeral. shoot near a window during daytime. soft natural light will fix 60% of what's wrong here. the sun is literally free and you chose violence instead.
+2.1 to lighting, +0.9 to photo quality3
find literally any other angle
this low pov shot makes it look like your dick is about to give a TED talk. try straight-on or slightly above. stand up. use a mirror. experiment with anything that doesn't look like you're documenting a crime scene from the victim's perspective.
+1.3 to overall vibe, +0.7 to aesthetics