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@Sissy_Sam host
Say your small without saying your small
@knich
Dude I saw your account. You’ve got 3-4” at best
@Sissy_Sam's verdict

Exactly where that tiny thing should be

@paulbartley92
Knich, don't bone press. You can't fuck someone with fat pad
@knich
The fat pad gets pushed in when you press it against the other persons body while fucking
@Sissy_Sam's verdict

What a fucking nice cock

@knich
And you keep taking these warped pics, show one of you measuring properly
@paulbartley92
"warped pics" I just took these from my jerk off videos. They aren't warped. You just aren't familiar with what a massive dick looks like 🤣🤣
@knich
Still haven’t posted it measured right tho
@paulbartley92
I did show one, and it was bigger than all of you when I was still soft
@paulbartley92
I posted a nbp soft measurement
@knich
Show then
@Sissy_Sam host
Let's be nice and let me jerk them both
@paulbartley92
You need 2 hands to pleasure mine
@knich
Big mouth but small dick
@Sissy_Sam's verdict

Bad lighting, decent size

@paulbartley92
Knich I already have, are you forgetful?
@Sissy_Sam host
Big mouth for big dick
@paulbartley92
I'll post mine soft again
@Sissy_Sam's verdict

I want to feel it grow in me frfr

@paulbartley92
Knich, can't claim that's an invalid measure
@knich
The floor is still open to post it. I’m just getting annoyed watching you two criticizing the way others are measuring and shit with average to above average dicks. But neither of yall have shown one at a normal angle
@paulbartley92
They're pov, what do you want me to do. Set a fricking tripod up
@Sissy_Sam's verdict

I'd like to feel that cumming down my throat

@paulbartley92
My measurements are valid though knich. I'm perfectly free to say if someone is measuring wrong. You're jealous and it shows
@Sissy_Sam's verdict

Need that to be me but that a bad photo

@knich
I’m done arguing, you act like you haven’t just been shown dozens of examples of normal angles. Figure it out
@paulbartley92
What even is a normal angle to you?
@Sissy_Sam host
Me suckung on it prolly
@paulbartley92
Is it above?
@knich
Not being in 0.5 lens from helicopter view, warping your dick to make it appear bigger
@paulbartley92
That'd be nice frankie
@Sissy_Sam's verdict

I would need 2 hands

@paulbartley92
Knich that's not how a fisheye would even work, you need the right perspective to make it look bigger. Square on a fisheye would make no difference
@Sissy_Sam's verdict

A decently thick cock i wouldn't mind choking on

@paulbartley92
And how would you explain the fact it's as long as my forearm? Fisheye can't do that. Us I have a cheap phone with just one lense 🤣, you not noticed the picture quality isn't the best?
@knich
Like I said, I’m done arguing. I’m done explaining how perspective works in photography. Plenty of examples have been shown. I’m done, I don’t want to sit here ruining other people just trying to have fun. You’re just pissing me off with how yall are talking to some of the others who have posted when you haven’t posted a normal one
@Sissy_Sam host
Yes
@paulbartley92
Yes cash. Average is about 5.4
@knich
It’s not about not being able to cope, i don’t even know your size (feel free to post a normal hard pic measuring it), and i have no complaints about mine being a hair under 8”.