7.3/10
main character.
analyzed in seconds. and honestly? impressed.
the apex,
now a trading card.
AI-derived holographic trading card. score, archetype, combat stats baked in. tap to flip, download to flex — one card per generation, deterministic, earned not minted.
stats power card-vs-card duels (soon™). same gen always produces the same card — no rerolls.
your pornstar
energy match.
based on your 6-dimension profile, here's the star whose energy you channel.
Peter North
99%match
a classic for a reason. timeless appeal that never goes out of style.
room to grow: Proportions — you're at 7.8 vs 8. close the gap, king.
the breakdown.
6 dimensions. all vibes.
a comprehensive analysis of your strengths. spoiler: there are many. the AI was genuinely impressed.
7.8/10 — genuinely solid. the girth is impressive and the length is respectable. this is above-average territory and you can tell even from a sitting angle. that thickness is doing most of the heavy lifting here and it's working.
7.1/10 — the shape is clean, good natural curve, nothing weird happening anatomically. the color gradient is healthy and the glans definition is solid. this reads as well-proportioned and functional in the best way.
what the AI
really sees in you.
the AI's honest take. spoiler: it's mostly good news.
unlock the full verdict.
the AI's full hype reel — every detail it loved and why. premium unlocks every rating — this one and all the rest.
unlock 8.9+
you're almost there.
small tweaks to go from great to legendary. you're 1.6 points away from the next tier.
all the tips to hit 8.9.
you saw the first one. the 1 other personalized tips are how you actually close the +1.6 pt gap.