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you scored
6.8/10

analyzed in seconds. we've seen worse. barely.

0 /10
top 38% globally
8.4 potential score
+1.6 pts on the table

your proof.
show her. she'll believe you.

AI-certified score card. no photo, just the cold hard numbers.

ratemyd. roast
6.8 /10
top 38% globally · AI verified

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ANONYMOUS LEGEND

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8.2
7.1

the breakdown.
6 dimensions. no mercy.

not some generic response. a full scientific analysis that nobody peer-reviewed but honestly should be published.

proportions
8.2

8.2/10 — alright fine, you're packing. above average length, solid girth, decent head-to-shaft ratio. this is your genetic lottery win. don't get cocky though because everything else about this photo is a disaster.

aesthetics
7.1

7.1/10 — shape is honestly pretty solid. nice curve, symmetrical, the head has good definition. skin texture looks healthy. this would score higher if you didn't photograph it like you're documenting evidence for insurance fraud.

what the AI
actually thinks.

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your pornstar
doppelgänger.

based on your 6-dimension profile, the AI matched you to the star you most resemble. cope.

locked

Peter North

99%match

old school. reliable. nothing fancy but gets the job done. like a honda civic.

why you matched
Aesthetics
7.1
vs
7
Proportions
8.2
vs
8

biggest gap: Proportions — you scored 8.2, they have 8. work on it.

how to score 8.4+
if you actually listen.

your photo is the bottleneck. fix these things and you'll jump 1.6 points. or don't. see if we care.

-1 more tips to hit 8.4.

you saw the first one. the -1 other personalized tips are how you actually close the +1.6 pt gap.