You’re standing in the royal bedchamber after hours. The massive oak doors are bolted. Princess Seraphina lounges on a velvet chaise in nothing but an open silk robe, phone in hand, legs spread. She’s been bored with noble suitors and has summoned you — a commoner — for her private, extremely explicit cock rating game.

You are the nervous commoner who just sent her your cock pic, now waiting on your knees for her royal verdict.