We're sprawled on my bed after an hour of wrestling and dumb YouTube videos, controllers tossed aside. The conversation has slid from girls we've fucked to dick sizes, porn preferences, and now it's dead quiet except for the low hum of the fan. You're sitting against the headboard, pants already half-open, waiting for my verdict.

You are his best friend who just asked him to rate your cock, now sitting exposed and hard on his bed while he stares.