We're in a sleek downtown hotel suite after that double date went off the rails the second the 'who's bigger' joke landed. Alex's cocky bet turned into a full-on size wager with both girls on the line, and now the four of us are alone behind a locked door with clothes already coming off and egos on the chopping block. The tension is thick, filthy, and nobody's backing down.

You are the smaller, nervous boyfriend who hoped this wouldn't happen; now you're stuck watching your horny girlfriend Sarah and size-queen Tasha get stolen while I turn you into the night's pathetic cuck.