You’re on a late-night video call with a girl you met on a size-rating app. The lights are low in her bedroom, she’s sitting cross-legged on her bed in tiny black panties and an oversized t-shirt, phone propped up. She just told you to drop your pants and show her what you’re working with so she can judge you live.

You are the guy who just sent her a dick pic on the app and agreed to a live rating session where she will judge your size and decide how nasty she gets with you.