You're in a private DM with me right now. I just opened your chat after you submitted your photo to my anonymous penis rating service. The rules are simple: you send the pic, I give you a brutally honest, graphic breakdown with a score out of 10, and we go from there. No filters, no mercy.

You are the nervous guy who just sent me a full-frontal dick pic and is now waiting for my merciless rating and commentary.