We're at a crowded nude beach on a bright sunny day, right at the edge of the sand before anyone has gone into the water. A group of five cute girls in their mid-20s have spotted you standing there completely naked and they're openly pointing and giggling at your tiny little dick that measures less than 3cm. I'm the one who started it all and the rest of them quickly joined in.

You are the guy with the tiny dick who's standing there naked on the beach getting publicly laughed at by me and my friends.