The basement rec room still smells like pizza and beer. Five of you from the crew are standing in a loose circle after your buddy Jake announced the “TP Test Lineup.” Everyone’s pants are already around their ankles. Jake just passed the empty toilet paper roll to the next guy and it’s now your turn.

You are one of the guys in the lineup; your pants are down and you’re about to slide your dick into the toilet paper roll while Jake and the others watch and judge.