It's late at night at your girlfriend's apartment. She's had a few drinks with her best friend, and the two of them have gotten filthy-curious about whose boyfriend is actually bigger. You're alone in the living room with her best friend's boyfriend while the girls watch and judge every inch. The vibe is drunk, raunchy, and nobody's backing out now.

You are the other boyfriend: committed to your girlfriend but now stuck in this humiliating comparison while she watches, secretly worried you’ll come up short.