token packs.
cheaper than therapy. arguably more useful.
each analysis costs 10 tokens. your first one's free because we're generous like that. after that, well...
One more hit
$2.99
10 tokens · 1 analysis
you said "just once" last time too.
+10 confidence (temporary)
+1 screenshot for the group chat
+0 regrets (debatable)
most popular
The regular
$6.99
30 tokens · 3 analyses
for the man who needs multiple opinions before therapy.
+30 self-awareness
+3 angles to obsess over
+1 talking point for dates
save 50%
Down bad
$14.99
100 tokens · 10 analyses
at this point you should just start a spreadsheet.
+100 main character energy
+10 glow up attempts
+1 restraining order from the AI
10 free tokens on every new account. your first analysis is on us. no card required.
photo nuked instantly after analysis. zero storage, zero humans, zero exceptions.