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BBC Captain Hook. Brutally honest - works in your favor if you're legitimately huge, but otherwise...

Looks matters, size matters, aesthetic matters. Only if you want an honest opinion

A silly boy that likes to rate dicks when I’m bored at work 🤍. My ratings are blunt, honest, and straightforward. I will compliment and criticize as needed. (yes, that’s my ass)