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Dirty Would You Rather

One impossible choice at a time. Everyone answers, nobody gets to say “neither”.

Would you rather only have sex with the lights on, or only in the dark?

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Dirty would you rather questions

  1. Would you rather only have sex with the lights on, or only in the dark?
  2. Would you rather your next kiss be slow and long, or rough and short?
  3. Would you rather be the one who always texts first, or the one who always gets the first text?
  4. Would you rather send a nude to your boss by mistake, or to your mum’s group chat?
  5. Would you rather your partner read your search history, or your DMs?
  6. Would you rather have a hot one-night stand, or a hot friend with benefits for a month?
  7. Would you rather be great at kissing and average in bed, or the other way round?
  8. Would you rather sleep naked every night, or never sleep naked again?
  9. Would you rather date someone who is too clingy, or someone who never texts back?
  10. Would you rather have your crush see your worst photo, or hear your worst voice note?
  11. Would you rather get a massage that ends in a kiss, or a kiss that ends in a massage?
  12. Would you rather flirt with a stranger at a bar, or slide into a stranger’s DMs?
  13. Would you rather have a partner who is a great dancer, or a great cook?
  14. Would you rather skinny-dip at night, or sunbathe nude on an empty beach?
  15. Would you rather be walked in on, or walk in on someone?
  16. Would you rather make out in the back of a taxi, or in a lift?
  17. Would you rather your ex find your dating profile, or your parents?
  18. Would you rather have a partner with a sexy voice, or a sexy laugh?
  19. Would you rather wear nothing under your clothes for a day, or wear your partner’s underwear?
  20. Would you rather receive a love letter, or a dirty text?
  21. Would you rather be teased for an hour, or rushed in five minutes?
  22. Would you rather go on a blind date, or let your friends pick your next date?
  23. Would you rather know everyone’s body count, or nobody’s?
  24. Would you rather have a partner who is shy in public and wild in private, or the reverse?
  25. Would you rather share a bed with someone who snores, or someone who steals the covers?
  26. Would you rather your first date be dinner, or drinks?
  27. Would you rather never be able to flirt again, or never be flirted with again?
  28. Would you rather have your neck kissed, or your ear whispered into?
  29. Would you rather lose your phone for a week, or your sex drive for a week?
  30. Would you rather date your celebrity crush for a day, or your real crush for a month?
  31. Would you rather be the big spoon, or the little spoon?
  32. Would you rather be told you are hot, or told you are good in bed?
  33. Would you rather shower together, or take a bath together?
  34. Would you rather have a partner with tattoos, or piercings?
  35. Would you rather undress someone, or be undressed?
  36. Would you rather hook up in a tent, or in a hotel bathroom?
  37. Would you rather your partner be great with their hands, or with their mouth?
  38. Would you rather get caught sexting in a meeting, or in church?
  39. Would you rather only date people older than you, or younger than you (18+)?
  40. Would you rather send the first nude, or wait for theirs?
  41. Would you rather have a partner who is jealous, or one who doesn’t seem to care?
  42. Would you rather wake up next to a stranger, or wake up next to your ex?
  43. Would you rather have morning sex, or late-night sex, from now on?
  44. Would you rather be blindfolded, or do the blindfolding?
  45. Would you rather give a lap dance, or get one?
  46. Would you rather kiss someone in this room, or tell everyone your last fantasy?
  47. Would you rather have a quickie every day, or a long night once a week?
  48. Would you rather your partner wear something sexy, or nothing at all?
  49. Would you rather have your fantasies read out loud, or your sexts?
  50. Would you rather get spanked, or do the spanking?

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How to play

Read the question out loud. Everyone picks one side, and has to say why. Pick the side nobody else picked and you choose who answers the next one first.

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